Grey's, Friday's Confession & a Memory all rolled into one HUGE FREAKING POST

OMG I have a lot to say. I hope you are ready!

1st I'll talk about Meredith- surely she has to understand that all this "I'm back, I'm good again" bullshit is for the birds. Either you are in or you are out and as MUCH as I thought it was totally a dickhead move to throw the bar-girl in her face like that I can't say as I blame him a whole lot. He put his heart on the line and she couldn't even answer him, put her friend 1st again. It's over, I'm sure and I think it needs to be. Although I will say I kinda had a hope that she'd work it out with him. ~~~ Also I wanted to say that her interaction with the Adelle when she apologized for her Mom was pretty cool, on both of their parts.

Next-Christina and Burke - I had a feeling this would happen when I read somewhere that they didn't say whether or not Burke's character would be on next season. But I held hope the whole time that they would tie the knot, mostly because it would have/could have been hilarious to see Christina in that situation. My heart hurt for her, but she'll be fine, I had a wtf moment during her scene where she said "I am free" because even though I know she didn't want the wedding I was sure she did want him. It was a dickhead move to dump her like that on the day of the wedding - he got/she gave in to everything he wanted and he still wasn't happy and wanted more.

Alex and Eva/Rebecca- He had his chance. She threw herself at him and he let her go. He saw that husband holding the baby and talked to him and knew he couldn't break up a marriage. That is a real man right there. I'm sorry for him. I really did think they would hook up and I kinda hope he goes after her even though I think he's a good man for not stopping her. LOL I guess I do want him to bust them up! I do kinda wish he'd gone after Addison though. That was hot.

The chief and Adelle- How was it that he was the babies daddy again??? I think that might have been some creative license in the writing because I'm not sure how that happened. When exactly did they hook up??? I wish they had said how far along she was. Either way I'm sorry it didn't work out, that baby would have been a good story line too. I wonder if the chief will take Dr. McDreamy's advice and do it again, better this time? I hope he stays on as chief.

Callie-George-Izzy- Round and round and round we go where we stop no one knows. I'm finding it very hard to like my former FAVORITE character right now. I'm not one to support a home wrecker and she's just determined to get George no matter what. I want to slap the weepy goo-goo eyes out of her head. I desperately want Callie to kick her ass right now. And George's. Because he needs to shit or get off the pot. He does not deserve Callie. But I still hope he does the right thing and works on his marriage and gives Callie a baby. But, I predict that Izzy is already pregnant with George's baby so we'll see if I'm right. I love the scene of Callie and Izzy at the wedding when she announced they would try for a baby and the scene where she was watching Izzy in the church pew. Hang in there Callie. I do think George wants to make it work. Or do I just want to think that?

Still with me here? OK well I did warn you that I had a LOT to say!!! And whomever thought "what else is new" is just wrong LOL...

Friday's Confession -

I confess. If I know you are an easy mark I'll be all over you like white on rice. Oh, I'm not talking about anything evil like taking your money, I'm talking about pranks or tricks or whatever you want to call them. If I know you have a weak spot you are at my mercy. And it really doesn't matter to me who you are. A victim is a victim. I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm just getting my kicks at your expense. Nothing stops me, not the worry that you'll get mad and certainly not the worry that you will retaliate. Comes with the territory. Anger and retaliation are par for the course. I will say mine are fairly harmless and don't involve covering you by surprise by falling buckets of goo. If you get messy from one of my pranks I guarantee you in only involves you having wet your pants.

I thought about this as a confession because of how I feel right now. I popped an OTC sleeping pill last night and this morning I can't stop yawning. And it makes me miss my Grandma. You see, Grandma can't see or hear someone yawn without yawning herself. Even a cartoon or an animal or an actor faking a yawn will get her. And of course, I use this every chance I get. It starts off innocently, we are usually sitting talking and I'll begin sneaking yawns in on her. She doesn't catch on till I've got her wiping tears from her eyes from yawning so much and then I'm totally obvious about it and will have my mouth open in a yawning manner every time she looks at me. I keep doing it till she gets pissed and then I start scratching. Because she'll get itchy and start scratching too. Grandma just loves me. I'd like to say I did this as a kid and I've since outgrown it, but that would be a lie. I yawn when I'm on the phone with her every Sunday just to make her yawn.

Growing up it was my passion to startle her. I once startled her so bad I made her pee and that was the funniest thing I've ever managed to do. I was 8. She was so pissed off she didn't speak to me for the rest of the day but trust me when I say for the prankster in me it was worth it. I've of course stopped startling her seeing as how she's 100+ years old and I don't want to hurt her but trust me when I say I did it well into her 80's. Kept her on her toes. Thank God she doesn't hold a grudge very long. Now my victim is K. He's so freakin' easy to get too. I'm ruthless. I'll hide behind doors, crawl around on my hands and knees, shit I'll even slither on the floor to scare him like I did that time he went to bed before me and I waited till he had just fallen asleep to slide in on my stomach and grab his feet from the foot of the bed, yank them and growl. No matter how old you are, that one will take you right back to your monsters under the bed fears from childhood. One time I was hidden in a dark corner as he came out of the restroom from taking a shower and I growled and jumped out at him and he screamed like a little girl and did some karate looking move in my direction. Thinking about it to this day makes me laugh. I only wish you could see the memory in my mind like I do. It was freakin' priceless. I get him at least once a week. I try more often but sometimes his spidey senses pick up on me and I'm busted.

I don't really know what this says about me. I've read before that people who do this are mean and sick but I don't think so. I got this honestly. Grandpa was a prankster and I spent a great deal of time with him and so the love of a good prank is in my DNA. I remember one time, years and years and years ago, Mom, Grandma and us 3 kids were at Grandma's watching this killer bee movie. Grandpa had snuck off unnoticed by all but me. I watched him sneaking up behind grandma with that gleam in his baby blue eyes and a grin across his face and I swear remembering it now has me twisted up remembering that sweet feeling of anticipation you get right before you pull the trigger on the prank. Grandma was on the edge of her seat, panties in a knot from the suspense of the killer bees charging towards a woman. The moment the woman in the movie screamed from her 1st killer bee sting Grandpa winked at me and poked Grandma on top of the head with a toothpick. She jumped up like she was on fire and ran around the living room screaming BEES!!! BEES!!!! BEES!!!!! they've got me!!!! BEES BEES!!!!!!!!! Grandpa couldn't speak he was laughing so hard!

If you made it all the way through that long ass post, you really deserve a cookie- Take your pick! Shoot, take 2- I know that sucker was long!!!